On Friday night, I was at my aunts house with my wife, sister and brother in-law. My aunt works for some woman support group place where if you’re a victim of abuse, you can go there to seek counseling. Well her job gives away a lot of free things to these women and that night my aunt said, I have to work tomorrow night because we are giving away free makeovers at Michael Cuzi.” Michael Cuzi is this high end day spa. So my aunt had a bright idea, my wife and sister go and say they’re clients of my aunt and they’ve been in abusive relationships so they can get the free makeover. I told my wife she show up early! Thats Michael Cuzi!!! You’re looking at a $300 makeover for nothing. I offered my sister and wife black eyes to make it seem like they are in an abusive relationship.
My aunts husband, who is this fat guy didnt think that it was nice that my wife and sister took advantage of something for a person who gets hit my their husband. So I posed this question: If it was a buffet for skinny people, you’re gonna tell me that you wouldnt go anyway? He agreed.
Bottom line, my wife looked hot! She might be pregnant again!
