I always wondered what I would do if I hit the lotto. Here is what I would do:
- I would pay Alessandra Ambrosio to feed me grapes.
- I would buy a $2000 mattress.
- I would move to Tahiti.
- I would hire Nelly Furtado to sing me lullaby’s before bed time.
- I would do nothing.
- I would hire Jessica Simpson to wash my car.
- I would build a spaceship.
- I would not try to save the Earth.
- I would hire Robin Meade to only report news about me.
- I would punch this guy in the face.
- I would produce movies staring Jessica Alba as every character in the movie.
- I would hire Bob Jackson to be my bodyguard.
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