December 11, 2007...3:06 pm

Jessica Simpson’s Rack!

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Jessica Alba has been looking for movie roles that would propel her to superstardom in the sense of acting like Monsters Ball did for Halle Berry. Turns out that the other Jessica is in the running for that next big role. According to femalefirst.co.uk

“Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”

FULL-FRONTAL!!!!

Let me tell you something… If Jessica Alba really wants to win an Oscar, she would throw her name in the hat for this role and stop being a prude and show those perky puppies!

If Jessica Simpson wants to be the next Miss Bloginator 2008, she gets this role then she gives a life long hard-on to thousands upon thousands of men!

Here are some reasons why I hope she gets this role:
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One more for good measure!

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