Entries from September 2008

September 30, 2008

McCain Can Win Election If…

I have a sure fire bet that John McCain can win the Presidential election, but he needs to drop Sarah Palin right now. Then replace Sarah Palin with Megan Fox. Lets face it, its all about Megan Fox. You’re thinking, “Oh Turd Ferguson, you’re ridiculous.”, but think about it:

Megan Fox is hotter than Sarah Palin. [...]

September 30, 2008

Sarah Palin: Witchcraft?

Check out this video of Sarah Palin thinking she has some witchcraft casted on her and the Pastor relieving her of the witchcraft. The Pastor sounds to be Haitian. Isnt Haiti the motherland of witchcraft? He might have cursed her with the “Dumb Disease”.
Man I cant wait for the Vice Presidents to debate.
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September 30, 2008

Sexy Female Athlete of the Day: Part 9

Heres another chick who isnt an athlete, but thinks she is. Its Kendra Wilkinson, who is now engaged to Eagles receiver Hank Baskett.

Other Sexy Female Athlete posts:Post 1: Heather MittsPost 2: Natalie GulbisPost 3: Patriots CheerleaderPost 4: Ana IvanovicPost 5: Anna RawsonPost 6: Amanda CicchiniPost 7: Leryn FrancoPost 8: Marisa Miller
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September 29, 2008

Wrestling: WTF?!

WHUT THE FUCK is this? Im guessing his gimmick is the gay wrestler. Like thats never been done before. The gay wrestler thing has been done before, but not the head in the draws! If I was the guy with the white draws on, I would have gone off the script [...]

September 29, 2008

Scarlett Johansson is a Ball and Chain

When I see Scarlett Johansson I see the kinda girl that is the perfect “girlfriend”. You know the type; the kind that doesnt care if you hang out with your friends at the giggly room. Or the girlfriend wants you to buy the bucket of popcorn at the theater because she wants to “bob-for-popcorn”. Then [...]