Larry Potash is a news anchor for Chicago’s WGN news. He’s also an amazing man. A jack of all trades. A pioneer. Here are some amazing facts that you might not know about Larry Potash.
- Was the lead clown for the UniverSoul Circus from 1991 – 2002
- Can juggle living animals, mainly chipmunks and armadillos
- Has slept with more woman than Wilt “The Stilt”
- Invented the umbrella
- Served in the Korean war, 2 terms
- Has pre-autographed pictures of himself with every name in the “To” section
- Named himself Larry exactly 37 seconds after birth
- Owns the domain name http://LarrythebeastPotash.org
- Is the pilot for the WGN news helicopter
- Has never gotten a haircut because hs hair never grows
- Discovered the very first waterfall, which has been renamed Niagara Falls
- He dated Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson and Tina Simpson
- Arrested Lee Harvey Oswald
- He does not take shits, he poops
- Stared in a series of pornos as “Larry The Beast Potash”
- Called out Chuck Norris in 1976
- Has a masters in Quantum Physics
- Denounced Scientology and started his own religion, Potashgion
So there you have it. Larry Potash is an amazing man.
