Barack Obama has selected a new Secret Service Team to protect him at all times. He hasnt announced who they will be because of the controversy it will cause, but I found out who the team consist of:
- Head of Secret Service – Michael Clark Duncan. He will not only serve as the head of this team, but he will be the lead interrogator once they find Osama bin Hiding.
- Second in command – DMX. He was selected because of his gangstaness.
- In Charge of field agents – Brandon Jacobs. He will fuck somebody up if they get in his way.
