The Giants lost to the Eagles in the playoffs and I finally got over the crying and wanting to stick my head in the oven. I’ve come to the conclusion that Eli Manning makes me constipated. I dont even consider him an athlete because the more I watch him the more I say, “He cant run. He cant throw.” If you cant do at least one of those things then you should bagging groceries at the Piggly Wiggly. He’s a quarterback? No, Matt Ryan is a quarterback. Regardless, the Giants didnt deserve to beat the Eagles today. They missed 2 field goals, dropped 2 catches that would have been inside the 10 yard line, and Eli… threw 17 interceptions. Or at least that what it seemed like. But hey, it could have been worst, I could be a fan of the Lions or the Rams.
Asshole of the Year Nominee: Eli Manning
He had a tough day with the wind.
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