I really feel bad for Ashlee Simpson because her husband and father of her child is definately gay. Let me explain something to you, no man who really likes woman would walk around with those boots. Thats Harvey Milk gay!
Posts Tagged as ‘celebrity’
January 26, 2009
Tony Romo Dates A Line Backer
I used to spend a lot time rubbing one out to Jessica Simpson. But after see these pictures I started to wonder if the Dallas Cowboys were holding open try outs to play line backer. Which leads me to the conclusion that Romo is dating a line backer.
Look at those flabby ass wings!
Sammy [...]
January 22, 2009
DAMN! I Just Jizzed My Draws
God damn you Megan Fox and your sexy ways! I cant bahleev that a simple picture of you licking your lips made the great Turd Ferguson jizz his draws.
January 20, 2009
Lindsay’s New Boyfriend
Who’s the dude with Lindsay Lohan? That clearly isnt Sam Ronson… or is it? Either way, Lindsay cant be to happy that her lover is walking around in public looking like that. He/she looks like a 14 year old.
OK it is Sam Ronson. But whats Lindsay doing with her? Im twice the man Sam Ronson [...]
January 16, 2009
Kate, Turd and Anne Sandwich
Turd Ferguson would like to order a Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway sandWish please! Check out these two little hookas getting mighty close. I’d like to get inbetween… their legs! Theres something about Anne Hathaway that I realy like, but she needs some pigmentation.
