Inauguration Upsets Cubs Fans

Today Barack Obama will be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States and its upsetting a lot of Cubs fans. Why? Because the majority of Cubs fans thought they would have won the World Series before a Black man became President. The kicker is that the Cubs play every [...]

Its Cold in the Chi

Its cold in the Chi. I woke up this morning to -5 degrees. I have always wondered how much of a fight the Indians put up when the Pilgrims showed up in the dead of summer and said, “How… we want this land you Indians call Chicago.” Im almost 100% sure the Indians said [...]

Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
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