Tony Romo Dates A Line Backer

I used to spend a lot time rubbing one out to Jessica Simpson. But after see these pictures I started to wonder if the Dallas Cowboys were holding open try outs to play line backer. Which leads me to the conclusion that Romo is dating a line backer.
Look at those flabby ass wings!

Sammy [...]

Super Bowl Prediction

The Super Bowl is a week away and Im making my pick: The GIANTS!

What the fuck you mean the Giants didnt make it? Shit! Well I guess Ima have to pick between the Cardinals and the Steelers. You know they both suck. But I guess I’ll take [...]

McGahee Hit by Steelers

El Tigre asked me if I saw this hit on Willis McGhee and I said yeah. He asked me if I knew what his status today was and I said, “Yeah, his status is fucked up!” Stay tuned for my Super Bowl pick, you’ll be surprised.

I Rule @ Madden 09

So I bought Madden 09. This is actually the first Madden game I’ve ever bought because I was never really into video games. But I just found out why people are hooked on Madden and that Im the fucking greatest Madden player of all time. I set up the game for “All [...]

Brady & Bundchen: File it Under “W”

Lets file this under “W” for Who gives a shit?
Tom Brady popped the question to Gisele Bundchen. Whoopty-fucking-doo! There was speculation that they were engaged weeks ago.
I have a message for Tom Brady:
Tom, dont do it! Yeah Gisele is mega hot and even I’d shoot my load in her mouth on a [...]