Posts Tagged as ‘jessica alba’

January 14, 2009

Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker forĀ the Hamilton Island of theĀ Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
It doesnt [...]

January 9, 2009

Jessica Alba: WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? Jessica Alb who now used to be the Baddest Bitch on the Planet is dressing like a… a… soccer mom. These pics make me chub down, not chub up.
Please lord let this be for a new comedy she’s filming with Will Ferrell.

What happened to her ass?

January 5, 2009

Mr Jessica Alba Is A Pussy

Mr. Jessica Alba AKA Cash Warren is a pussy. And after watching the video below Im convinced that he’s not tappin Jessica the right way.
More after the video

“Give me your card.” is all you got, fag. I wouldnt have given you my card either after hearing your squeeky voice. In [...]