Kim Kardashian & Her Phatty

Message to Kim Kardashian:
Um… Kim, my cock wants to know how your insides feel. And my hands want to feel that phatty you be rocking.

Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
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Kim Kardashian Is Unreal

Im not going to lie to you, Im in the middle of beating off to this picture. I want to meet the guy who says they wouldnt tap Kim Kardashian. Gay or straight any man would stick it.

New Years Resolution: Famous Chicks

I was talking with Reggie Bush yesterday and we have come to the agreement that I will no longer bang any “commoners”, only famous chicks from here on out. Bitch needs to have at least 100-thousand myspace friends. She needs to be the lead in a movie, not an extra. Famous. [...]