I Want To Bang Holly Weber!

Why isnt Holly Weber waiting for me upstairs in my bed?
Why isnt Holly Weber giving me a sponge bath?
Why isnt Holly Weber gagging on my chorizo?

Other Chicks I want to bang:

This Chick part 2
This Chick
Sumlee Anderson
Olivia Munn
Marisa Miller
Barbara Bermudo
And more here…

My Fantasy: Miller & Ebanks

I havent had a wet dream since last Monday so its about time for me to have another one. Hopefully it’ll feature these two frolicking around my “head”. The only thing missing is Alessandra Ambrosio.

Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
It doesnt [...]

I Want To Bang Marisa Miller

Im going to be quite honest with you. If Marisa Miller gave me the time of day, I’ll be finished before she notices that I inserted myself. I’ll forever be known as “Quarter Pump“, cause thats all she’ll get is a quarter of a pump and they’ll be major baby batter spillage.

Enjoy.

My 2009 Wish List

All I want in 2009 is:

A few million dollars
To buy an island
A Lamborghini
Marisa Miller on all fours
Another Giants Super Bowl win
To punch Ashton Kutcher in the face
A G5 jet
The new judge on American Idol to get into a fist fight with Paula
To have big titties in my face
Nicole Scherzinger on all fours
The Chicago temperature to [...]