DAMN! I Just Jizzed My Draws

God damn you Megan Fox and your sexy ways! I cant bahleev that a simple picture of you licking your lips made the great Turd Ferguson jizz his draws.

Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
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I Want to Bang Megan Fox!

In honor of Megan Fox (who looks like she could be a dirty little whore in bed) being voted sexiest or hottest or what ever the hell she was voted, I want to bang Megan Fox in this position…

Oh you dirty little whore

She’s Whooty too, A White girl with a booty!